I am not good at naming my posts. This one explains what exactly I think of festivals in our country. Festival is just a reason for the dumbasses, good-for-nothing ass holes to roam free on the streets and make life hell for everyone. The top 3 festivals for chichorapan are here:
At Rank 3: Holi.
Holigans roam the streets and throw all kinds of nonsense on everyone(women and children included) and if you fight back you are told to walk away. Mayhem is everywhere. Chichorapan is at its best. Cheap and disgusting is how this festival is.
At Rank 2: Diwali.
What the fuck do you get when you blowup a firecracker that borders on the definition of a bomb. Are you trying to kill the elderly with too much sound? I wish the chichora's mother or father dies of the sound. These bastards go on with these "celebrations" till 1AM in the night. What the fuck is this fascination?
At Rank 1: Ganesh Chathurthi
This is the epitome of chichorapan. Saale sab ke sab mar kyun nahin jaathe. Why the fuck do you need the loud speakers? Are you trying make the god in the sky hear your bhajans? "Bhen----de tere mein bhakthi nahin hai. Teri Chch--yapa bhagwan dekh rahan hai. Aur saale woh tereko dekhlega". Every fucking street has an idol and theres no way to get out. What if theres an emergency? I hope that one of the stall owners has a heart attack and dies because the ambulance cant make it to his place in time because the routes are blocked by the ganesh mandaps/stalls. Mandap ki maa ki aankh.
At Rank 3: Holi.
Holigans roam the streets and throw all kinds of nonsense on everyone(women and children included) and if you fight back you are told to walk away. Mayhem is everywhere. Chichorapan is at its best. Cheap and disgusting is how this festival is.
At Rank 2: Diwali.
What the fuck do you get when you blowup a firecracker that borders on the definition of a bomb. Are you trying to kill the elderly with too much sound? I wish the chichora's mother or father dies of the sound. These bastards go on with these "celebrations" till 1AM in the night. What the fuck is this fascination?
At Rank 1: Ganesh Chathurthi
This is the epitome of chichorapan. Saale sab ke sab mar kyun nahin jaathe. Why the fuck do you need the loud speakers? Are you trying make the god in the sky hear your bhajans? "Bhen----de tere mein bhakthi nahin hai. Teri Chch--yapa bhagwan dekh rahan hai. Aur saale woh tereko dekhlega". Every fucking street has an idol and theres no way to get out. What if theres an emergency? I hope that one of the stall owners has a heart attack and dies because the ambulance cant make it to his place in time because the routes are blocked by the ganesh mandaps/stalls. Mandap ki maa ki aankh.
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