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This is an excerpt from the blog of a girl i knew during my b.tech days. she was my junior. Here goes......
Institution of Marriage
Cant believe how rapidly im growing old and with such a huge baggage of memories which I sometimes feel hard no very hard to carry around.One day a friend of mine asked me as to why was I so averse to commitment, emotional bonding more importantly LOVE and ya that what follows it Marriage…I asked myself Is it so????? No its not it cant be coz I Love with all my heart and when I love I do it to the extremes and that’s what my problem is. I find these day to day flings affairs very superficial and I adjust<> How big is the con of men….and it works most of the times…I cant cry for my family as it’s a tradition and cant live with a man who comes with this kind of attachments to family and has a modulated way of thinking cant see beyond objects or lives. I agree that this institution as worked for may be a billion years and might have its magic for a couple more centuries, but for me marriage is never ever a settlement, if it has to be something it has to be a achievement, a state which I fabricated with outmost love and passion. Marriage, ever wondered who started it…..From time unknown marriage has been a negotiation, bargain and a deal, they say greatly that people who love each other a lot get married to stay committed to one another. another misconception if you love each other so much why would you need a piece of a paper to certify that…there is no relationship in the world which is as complicated as that shared between man and his wife. A man if pays for sex alone then the women is a prostitute and if the same man maintains a lady in his house,pays for her food and everything else, what he gets is sex and children as his hire then its one of the most chaste relationships….and also one more point should be noted that chastity is only comes into play in a relationship between a man and a women….People's ideas and sentiments about marriage are many and varied. Hell, even limiting the people in consideration to myself... my ideas and sentiments about marriage are many and varied. And complicated. Totally complicated. In fact, I might even go so far as to say... my thoughts on the subject of marriage are a total mess.I feel marriage is a culprit, when you find some one you love them selflessly and you would be ready to do anything , go to nay extents to be with them and then you get married and every feeling takes a reverse gear, you start expecting ,demanding and again become all the more judgemental…..it is really required to kill all the love so divine in nature for marriage..ill never understand. and this is totally not for people who get into arranged marriage…that’s a concept so orthodox still prevalent amuses me…can’t understand how people so strange kick start their lives together and 90% of that marriage works as they say they have elders support…blah blah blah …the real reason they work is becoz to succeed anything we need a plan sought of a formula you stick to it…al will be fine..as long as you have people telling you over and over again until it get sketched to your brain how to succeed your marriage …arranged marriages will seldom fail…but that’s not how life works….for all I know ,my life is not mathematical equation…I have my life, aspiration and after all I don’t want to live my life all my life trying to make one mistake of my life a success….I so wish life could be a lil bit less complicated…and indeed it is if you have others tell you what to do …you become completely irresponsible of your life such a relief ….anything goes wrong you can always say my mom told me to do so and accuse people for your life if at all be a mess….as simple as that ….Would I Wanna take responsibility of my life or take a step back and have others make decisions for me all my life …।well I Don’t think so॥if I do anything it has to be when I think its right or else ill never be able to forgive myself…and as far as emotional bonding is concerned lets see …when my heart says its right …..Until then no con for me Plzzz….

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Everyone who knows me for a good duration of time knows that I love cars and bikes. They'd also know that I hate sports bikes but thats another issue. The reason I hate majority of bikes of Indian origin is because they don't belong to a proper bike category. For the sake of information here are the categories....

1. Cruiser
2. Sport bikes
3. Touring
4. Sport touring
5. Naked bike
6. Off-road
7. Adventure-touring
8. Enduro
9. Supermoto

Majority bikes that we have in India do not belong to any of the above categories. Except for avenger which comes under Cruiser bikes category and Yamaha's FZ16 and FZS which come under the naked bike category. What we have now are the bikes that belong to a whole new category called 'Economy bikes'. I hate when these company wallahs call their 125cc bikes as sports bikes. Because they are not. I hate when people sit on their Bajaj Pulsar and pretend they are riding a DUCATI 1000CC bike. Its bordering perversion and extremely pathetic. How 'bout we have bikes that are proper bikes. Ofcourse with population like ours if everyone drives Harleys we would wipe out the atmosphere, which is why I understand our need for economy bikes. But how 'bout having the economy bikes in some proper form. Like they did with the avenger or FZs. I wish Hero Honda would read this blog and atleast try and make one bike that belongs to a proper category. If our bike makers really want to make a sports bike then make a bike of more than 750cc. AND WIN SOME RACES. AND THEN YOU CAN BOAST ABOUT YOUR SO CALLED RACING DNA. Are you listening TVS........?

When I heard Harley is coming to INDIA, it blew my mind. I believe that atleast a few people now will be able to afford proper bikes and other companies will step up and start producing some proper bikes. HARLEY is coming to India and so is Triumph Motorcycles. Thank you God.

REVENGE

Please read the following in Telugu. If you don't know Telugu, then learn it.

Here goes.. Kshaminchandi. Inka shuru:

(Flash Byaaku) Nenu Inter saduvuthunnappudu, Dassera ki maa nayana naaku, maa anna ki 1500 roopaayalu ichchi battalu konukkomannaaru. Memu 'Planet Fashion' ane balisina vaalla shop ki vellinam (adi only balisinollaki ani thelvaka). Maa anna oka Louis Phillippe white shirt try chesinde. Maa vaadu asale katharnaak untadu soodaniki. Aaa shirtlo inka baagunde. Kaani daani dhara 1200. Salesman saale gaadu oka thokkalo navvu navvindu (vaani jaaathi....). Annayyani theesuko anna theesuko ledu. Naa kosam dabbulu undaalani paapam 400 roopayala Peter England sokka theesukundu. AA shop ni aa salesman saale gaanni galeezga thittukunna.

Monna ee madhya naaku udyogam vachchindi. Modati jeetham tho konna 'Louis Phillippe White Shirt' anna kosam. Eee sari unna salesman gaanni aa shirt kosam adigithe "daani meeda discount ledu sir" annaadu. "Discount tho naaku ika pani ledu. Yenthaina Pharvaledu" annaanu. Idi naa 23 yella bathukulo yekaika gelupu.

Naa arhatha yentho cheppe adhikaaram ye salesman ki ledani thelusu. Samajam lo aardhikanga naa stthaanam yekkada unna, nenu yento yevadiki nirupinchalsina avasaram naaku ledani thelusu. Kaani idoka anirvachaneeya anubhoothi. Inkeppudu nenu Louis Phillippe shirt konanu. Kaani naaku kone stthomatha ledane arhatha ye salesman ki gaani, vaadiki udyogam ichchina vaadiki kooda ledu.

IDI NAA GELUPU.

WE MEN.

I once saw a movie called 'MADAM'. Its an really good comedy. The movie had my favorite actor in it. 'Nagesh'. One of the greatest actors in the history of Indian Film Industry. The film's protagonist is a man who poses as a woman and eventually(mostly because of circumstances) starts fighting for women's rights. Although the situations he gets into are comical, he brings up a few (usually ignored) issues that women face everyday. The film also has a song dedicated to women, which is absolutely true in every sense.

Thinking about the topic, will make you realize how we have been oppressing women. Women have been told for ages that their place is in the kitchen and they are no good if they don't look good. Everyone praises the beauty of a woman and they have no idea whatsoever what kind of a person she actually is. Women have been chosen as Miss India and Miss Universe based on their beauty (according to a few people's definition of beauty) and not based on the work they do. How about proclaiming Ms. Indira Nooyi as Miss Universe for being the most successful woman in her field. Observe how incredibly well the system has been developed. Women have been told that beauty is the only valuable thing they possess and character means protecting their virginity from everyone else other than her husband. Men who are promiscuous are called Krishnas and women are called 'SLUTS'. Why aren't they called Radha? "Oh! I know. Because Radha was a good girl and she does not even think about the paraya mard ". Can you count the number of movies in which the hero lost his virginity to many woman and the heroine is a virgin? You bet your ass you can't. The word is INNUMERABLE.

Ask yourself the question "Why isn't it molesting when a man gets molested by women?", "Why do only women posses the divine 'sheelam'?". Apparently when a woman gets molested she is said to have lost her character (character is the English translation of sheelam). She is also said to have lost her dignity. How in god's name do you lose your character when you get molested. Hasn't the bastard who did it lost his dignity and character. Oh Crap!Look at the sentence I just wrote. 'BASTARD', the worst possible word I could think of is again targeted at a woman. We built our system based on the concept of discriminating and oppressing women. You might be laughing at one of the above questions right now. But take moment and think. What if your whole dynasty has been told for ages that you are no good if another person touches you or if someone forces themselves on you or if fight for your basic human rights? How would you be now? If you tell someone lies like that for ages they eventually become great truths. That process is called 'brain washing'.

In every movie the heroine or the hero's sister is threatened by the villain's evil eye. The only reason why heads of families object to their girl's freedom is because they don't want them getting molested by other MEN. IF THERE ARE NO MEN TO MOLEST A WOMAN, THEN WOULDN'T WOMEN BE FREE? Let's think beyond our naturally gifted and inherited insecurities and actually think of a girl/woman as a human being.

The best thing that we as fellow human beings can do is treat women as our equals. Lets not be assholes of Patna who molested a woman in broad daylight. Its our belief that woman only have beauty and our obsession with their bodies that have to be removed and destroyed. Lets be HUMANS.

Dance

There are a few things that I love. One of the key members of the list is dance. Although I'm moderately good at dancing, I can tell a good dance when I see one. The following are the people who I consider great and really good at dancing:
1. Chiranjeevi
2. Kamal Hassan
3. Prabhu deva
4. Rishi Kapoor
5. Shammi Kapoor

The following are the people who I consider bad at dancing:
1. Lawrence
2. All the new telugu heroes (because of Lawrence)
3. Venu
4. Jagapati Babu
5. Krishna
and the list goes on.

Many might wanna fight for the people in points 1 and 2 in the I hate category, but let me first give you my side of the argument.

Dancing according to me means letting your body move as per the underlying meaning or beat of a song. If you express the words of the song with your movements then its called classical dance. If you move based on the beat, then its modern. And then there is the Bad dancing which may have some awesome steps but have no corelation with either the song or its meaning. The bad dancers just move. Dance in its purest form is liberating and an absolute bliss. But these guys just do it the wrong way. They don't know how to immerse themselves into the song or how to interpret it, so they just do a few steps and make their 'bhajantris' to call it awesome dance. These bhajantris also don't know the difference between good and bad dance so they fake their likings and say that their hero's dance is the greatest.

I hate this Lawrence guy. He ruined Chiranjeevi dance for me. When Chiranjeevi danced to his steps (no matter complicated they were or how incredibly he could do that at age 50) he wasn't Chiranjeevi. There was no energy in the dance. When Chiranjeevi danced for Ilayaraja songs they were greatest moments of Telugu film history. The energy that was in those songs was incredible. Everytime I hear the song 'Eureka......... ' I wanna jump and land on my knees.That energy has left since the arrival of Lawrence. The dance for the title song of Shankardada MBBS was heavily disappointing. It was a great song with a lot of energy and scope for some heavy duty theen-mar type dancing and the greatest dancer of the industry was in it, but it still failed.

Everyone and anyone can dance. And they can dance really good if they feel the music. Let the music move you and not the materialistic stuff that you set out for (materialistic stuff like money or the attention of someone). Its an art, so feel it. The simplest of steps done with absolute heart can always defeat any Lawrence or Fako.

P.S: If you want to watch a good dance movie then watch the following:
1. Sagara Sangamam
2. Billy Elliot
3. Shankara Bharanam (watch the part when the heroine dances shes incredible).
4. Indrudu Chandrudu, Michael Madan Kamaraju... lets just say Singeetham Srinivas movie with Kamal Hassan as hero.
5. All 1980s and 90s movies with chiranjeevi dancing to the tunes of Ilayaraja.

'Style' is not a dance movie, just as 'Amma Naanna O Tamil Ammaayi' is not a kick boxing movie. These are the worst dance and sports movies respectively.

Hitch

There are a few things that make me feel genuinely happy. The list comprises of my family, friends, movies, TV shows and the hope of driving my car (not any car, the Shelby Cobra) someday. I'm here to write the first optimistic, positive post of this blog. Atleast I'm hoping it to be. Things that make me cheer up:

1. A good Jandhyala movie: For people who think ballayya can't act or entertain in a proper way, watch the movie 'Baabai Abbai' *ing Sutthi Veera Bhadra Rao and Bala Krishna. You will realise that Balakrishna used to be a good and normal actor. This film is just what one needs when they are down.

2. Movies like Hitch: Will Smith starts of the movie saying 'Any man can sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom'. Statements like that fill the hearts of ugly-ducklings like me with hope. But this feeling fades with a look at a mirror. One look at the image and the thought comes-'Oh Crap! this is reality'.

3. TV-Shows: TV shows about cars make me feel great and fill my heart with hope. Everytime one speaks of the Shelby Cobra, I feel as if they're talking about the car I already own. There is one show that is beyond all car-oriented shows, that is 'Top Gear'. The episodes of top gear makes you feel that you must get yourself a car as soon as possible. But when you see programs like 'The Car and Bike Show' or 'Overdrive' you feel like driving a car is one of the modes of suicide. Shows other than Top Gear give you a stupid looking anchor who blabbers about the car's technical details rather than driving it skillfully. They can't do a wheelly or a do-nut. They can't talk about the performance of the car or who is it good for. They just talk details. They are just too stupid and boring. People who are exceptionally bad at it are the people from local news channels. They somehow get hold of foreign cars and try to use as much oddly pronounced 'American English' as possible. They use the words 'awesome' and 'beautiful' as frequently as they can. It reminds you that these guys are not at all good at driving the firangi cars 'coz they refrain from doing so. I wanna tell them "If you are a local news then talk about the local made cars and bikes and give a proper review rather than standing with a car and getting your picture taken". Make at least one good show you dumbasses.

4. TV-Shows (part-2): Sitcoms are my obsession. I love almost all of them. I particularly like the series 'Frasier'. The titular character is a normal guy. He's bald. The charecters in the series are actually normal and not like the other series where everyone seems to be out of a fashion magazine. This series makes me feel that people know that people like me exist.

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EDUCATION

They say that 'education' means knowing oneself. If you know what you are capable of, what you can do and what you can't, thats when you are an educated individual.

I thought I knew a few things, but turns out I had the wrong perception. You should know what you are capable of, you should also know what you are not. When someone doesn't say it to your face you gotta understand what they mean and read between the lines. Someone forgets you, means they don't care. Someone lies to you, means they wanna get away from you. If you are actually smart, you should prepare yourself to be alone. There is no way in hell your gonna be loved or cared or whatever you want others to be for you. All stupidity of the world is in people's desires to be remembered. No one is gonna be remembered for what they wanted to be. The words 'YOUR SCREWED' is written on your forehead when your born. When you read it, your free.

To be happy all the time, there are 3 rules:

Rule1: Never struggle for respect(even self respect), ego or pride. 'coz god is gonna make sure you lose it all.

Rule2: Never expect anyone other than yourself to love you. Know that you are destined to die alone.

Rule3: Never be the good guy.'coz good guys not just finish last, they have to stay back and watch others doing it with the girl they like, all the time.

Election

The Indian election system is probably like a masala Indian flick. There's tragedy, comedy, emotion etc., The most tragic part is that no matter how many people vote, the nominees are still the scum of the society. The votes are for the best at being bad. If that ain't tragedy then I don't know what is. Every one is in for the money even the supporters of the political party. A friend of mine went to sign in for Lok Satta party and got a good dose of lecture from his elders. "That party won't give you anything. You might have to pay to support them" was the essence of the lecture.

A very memorable scene during the last election happened during the day of polling. A woman was crying ('grieving' could be a better term) at some loss. She was asking the police to provide her justice. She complained that everyone from her village got Rs. 1000/- for voting while she wasn't given any. She kept demanding justice from the government. Now thats comedy for you. The tragic part is that these poor people don't even know they're screwing the lives of everyone.

"Where do you see yourself in five years?" is the question HR people usually ask. Lets ask ourselves "Where do we see ourselves in five years?" In the last five years I've seen people of my economic group losing there hopes of buying a house some day. I've seen them pay more taxes everyday. Seen kids saying all the wrong things and doing all the wrong stuff. Realized a five year old is not only capable of learning new words but also the foulest of all words and that too with his parents support. The kid in the said case had great parents. His parents had become rich recently (thanks to the real estate boom). Now they have enough money to get 'uskoda bandi' (skoda). They don't believe that they have to be good to anybody anymore. They can do anything. This is the state of our state in five years. Now make the projections for the next five years.

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