Hitch

There are a few things that make me feel genuinely happy. The list comprises of my family, friends, movies, TV shows and the hope of driving my car (not any car, the Shelby Cobra) someday. I'm here to write the first optimistic, positive post of this blog. Atleast I'm hoping it to be. Things that make me cheer up:

1. A good Jandhyala movie: For people who think ballayya can't act or entertain in a proper way, watch the movie 'Baabai Abbai' *ing Sutthi Veera Bhadra Rao and Bala Krishna. You will realise that Balakrishna used to be a good and normal actor. This film is just what one needs when they are down.

2. Movies like Hitch: Will Smith starts of the movie saying 'Any man can sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom'. Statements like that fill the hearts of ugly-ducklings like me with hope. But this feeling fades with a look at a mirror. One look at the image and the thought comes-'Oh Crap! this is reality'.

3. TV-Shows: TV shows about cars make me feel great and fill my heart with hope. Everytime one speaks of the Shelby Cobra, I feel as if they're talking about the car I already own. There is one show that is beyond all car-oriented shows, that is 'Top Gear'. The episodes of top gear makes you feel that you must get yourself a car as soon as possible. But when you see programs like 'The Car and Bike Show' or 'Overdrive' you feel like driving a car is one of the modes of suicide. Shows other than Top Gear give you a stupid looking anchor who blabbers about the car's technical details rather than driving it skillfully. They can't do a wheelly or a do-nut. They can't talk about the performance of the car or who is it good for. They just talk details. They are just too stupid and boring. People who are exceptionally bad at it are the people from local news channels. They somehow get hold of foreign cars and try to use as much oddly pronounced 'American English' as possible. They use the words 'awesome' and 'beautiful' as frequently as they can. It reminds you that these guys are not at all good at driving the firangi cars 'coz they refrain from doing so. I wanna tell them "If you are a local news then talk about the local made cars and bikes and give a proper review rather than standing with a car and getting your picture taken". Make at least one good show you dumbasses.

4. TV-Shows (part-2): Sitcoms are my obsession. I love almost all of them. I particularly like the series 'Frasier'. The titular character is a normal guy. He's bald. The charecters in the series are actually normal and not like the other series where everyone seems to be out of a fashion magazine. This series makes me feel that people know that people like me exist.